Saturday, November 24, 2012

The Lone Ranger (aka Pirates of the Bulshit), a Movie Preview Review by Michael L. Johnson



The Lone Ranger (aka Pirates of the Bulshit),
a Movie Preview Review by Michael L. Johnson

Okay, although The Lone Ranger movie has not been released yet.  However, based on recent previews, I feel compelled to give it an early "Preview Review." And that, most notably, is WTF?  Such a remake is an incredibly stupid, racist idea.  Johnny Depp, who is about as Native American as Mitt Romney, plays Tonto?  Even if a Native American actor were cast as the sidekick in this film, my feeling is that this stink-bomb of a story should have remained flushed and buried.

The Good:  There has been no word yet about Hollywood planning to remake Amos and Andy (although I wouldn't rule it out).

The Bad:  The Ranger (white character) is still cast as the leader/master and Tonto (the Native American) as the loyal follower/slave.  Given the history of genocide against Native Americans (at the hands of white people) that frames the founding of this nation, this 2012  Uncle Tom tale is grossly insulting to Native American people (and to anybody else with a lick of sense and conscience).  Btw, tonto is Spanish for "stupid" or "fool."

The Most Important Question: Is it a Good Film?

Hell no. On a scale of 1 to 5 where 5 is golden, this one gets panned as a "Hi, Ho, [Zero], Away."

--MLJ


1 comment:

  1. I've decided to review this film when it comes out, however racist it appears to be. I cannot speak from informed position either good or bad about the movie otherwise.

    --MLJ

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